Christmas gig details

I'm dreaming of a shite Christmas... Saturday 17th December SANTA CLAUS IS CONNING YOUR TOWN The unofficial Colchester Arts Centre Christmas bash, with performances from the following fantastic wrong'uns:

SCORPIO SCORPIO A sort of Aussie serial killer gangsta rapper "Kevin Bloody Wilson crossed with Goldie Lookin' Chain" - Colchester Evening Gazette

THE SHITE WIPES The world's worst tribute to the White Stripes.

CLIPPETY CLOP A stupid, stupid, stupid ship of fools playing songs about the devil's cock and related topics.

FAST LADY Doncaster's Lords of Machine Rock. Like Def Leppard jamming with an orchestra of fax machines. Plus the return of…

THE TWO RABBITS A Colchester Institution and no mistake. This is the sound of a brain damaged Mark E Smith getting up and ad-libbing at your local pub's acoustic night.

Night includes a special filmic intervention courtesy of BIG IN ALBANIA and a set from resident DJ V/Vm. What cost for all this entertainment? £1. Doors open 8pm (but may be subject to change). Should finish around 11.30pm.

Please forward this to anyone you think mad enough to attend. Should be a great night if May was anything to go by

Colchester Arts Centre Church Street, Colchester, Essex CO1 1NF Tel 01206 500900 www.colchesterartscentre.com